whorville:

Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters

This is no coincidence

(via pizza)

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

(via pizza)

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

(Source: niallar, via pizza)

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

(via pizza)

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

(via ipoog)